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WIFE: " What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? "

HUSBAND: " Definitely not! "

WIFE: " Why not - don't you like being married? "

HUSBAND: " Of course I do. "

WIFE: " Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: " Okay, I'd get married again. "

WIFE: " You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). "

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: " Would you sleep with her in our bed? "

HUSBAND: " Where else would we sleep? "

WIFE: " Would you replace my pictures with hers? "

HUSBAND: " That would seem like the proper thing to do. "

WIFE: " Would you play golf with her? "

HUSBAND: " I guess so. "

WIFE: " Would she use my golf clubs? "

HUSBAND: " No, she's left-handed. "

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: " Shit "

 

Carol