OT: 20 Ways for Women to Tell That They Had Too Much to Drink

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Hey Carol,

 

Best one I've seen in a long time .. especially the eight that I left

below .. thankee. :-)

 

And .. it reminded me of the activity last night at the Papsi Pub. I

convinced the owner that he needed to think Western so he agreed to make

his two slow nights .. Tuesday and Thursday .. Ladies Night .. with half

price drinks for all the ladies. And it was sorta successful to be the

first night.

 

I sent your post to all the ladies who showed up last night and a few of

them might do a bitta reflecting. Most of them are too young to be old

and too old to be young .. its really a tough position to be in. ;-)

 

Amazing it is how one's capacity can increase based on the price of

drinks. Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch

 

> 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt

> while yelling " WOO-HOO! " is truly the sexiest dance move around.

>

> 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly

> believe I could do it too.

>

> 4. In my last trip to pee, I realise I now look more like a homeless

> hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

>

> 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo

> much.

>

> 7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song

> plays because " Oh my God! I love this song! "

>

> 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

>

> 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

>

> 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I

> keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.