OT: 20 Ways for Women to Tell That They Had Too Much to Drink

[Guest guest]

Glad you liked it, sorry thing was that I could relate to feeling just those

ways last time I got seriously drunk.. Thank God those days are behind me

now...

 

Sounds like the girls had a great night...

 

Glad I could make you smile for a change, instead of you always making me

smile..

Carol

[Guest guest]

Hey Carol,

 

Best one I've seen in a long time .. especially the eight that I left

below .. thankee. :-)

 

And .. reminded me of the activity last night at the Papsi Pub. After a

long time I finally convinced the owner that he needed to think Western

so he agreed to make his two slow nights, Tuesday and Thursday .. Ladies

Night .. with half price drinks for all the ladies. And it was sorta

successful considering it was the first night.

 

I sent your post to all the ladies who showed up last night and a few of

them and I'm sure will ll get a chuckle. Most of them are too young to

be old and too old to be young .. a tough position to be in. ;-)

 

Amazing it is how one's capacity can increase based on something as

simple as the price of drinks. Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch

 

> 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt

> while yelling " WOO-HOO! " is truly the sexiest dance move around.

>

> 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly

> believe I could do it too.

>

> 4. In my last trip to pee, I realise I now look more like a homeless

> hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

>

> 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo

> much.

>

> 7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song

> plays because " Oh my God! I love this song! "

>

> 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

>

> 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

>

> 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I

> keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.