Guest guest Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. " That sure is a nice fire truck " , the firefighter says with admiration. " Thanks " , the girl says. The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. " Little Partner " , the firefighter says, " I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. " The little girl replies thoughtfully, " You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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