O/T things to do while Christmas shopping

[Guest guest]

14 Things to do at WalMart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their

sweet time:

 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't

looking.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

 

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " Code 3 in

housewares " ...and see what happens.

 

4.Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on layaway.

 

5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite

them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you

people just leave me alone?

 

8.Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

 

9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where

the anti-depressants are.

 

10.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from

'Mission Impossible'.

 

11.In the auto department, practice your " Madonna look " using different size

funnels.

 

12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say " PICK ME! PICK

ME! "

 

13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position

and scream " NO! NO! It's those voices again!!! "

 

And last but not least:

 

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly

" Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!! "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

THis is one of thoes pee in your pants funny -- we laughed and laughed --

thanks a bunch for sending it

Rita

 

Carol Pearce <cjpearce wrote:

14 Things to do at WalMart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their

sweet time:

 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't

looking.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

 

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " Code 3 in

housewares " ...and see what happens.

 

4.Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on layaway.

 

5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite

them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you

people just leave me alone?

 

8.Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

 

9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where

the anti-depressants are.

 

10.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from

'Mission Impossible'.

 

11.In the auto department, practice your " Madonna look " using different size

funnels.

 

12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say " PICK ME! PICK

ME! "

 

13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position

and scream " NO! NO! It's those voices again!!! "

 

And last but not least:

 

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly

" Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!! "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

You are very welcome...I recently joined a dating site and these were posted

in the forum, will post more as I get them..

We all need an extra laff at this time of year..

 

Carol