What Doctors really mean ...Joke? LOL

[Guest guest]

CAN WE RELATE OR WHAT??

* What Doctors really mean

 

 

" This should be taken care of right away. "

I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable

that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

 

 

" Well...l, what have we here... "

Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you

will give him a clue.

 

 

" We'll see. "

First I have to check my malpractice insurance.

 

 

" Let me check your medical history. "

I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time

with you.

 

 

" Why don't we make another appointment later in the week. "

I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

 

 

" We have some good news and some bad news. "

The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you're

going to pay for it.

 

 

" Everything seems to be normal. "

I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

 

 

" I'd like to run some more tests. "

I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one

 

 

 

" How are we today? "

I feel great. You, on the other hand, look bad.

 

 

" If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call. "

I don't know what the heck it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.