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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

 

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided

I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

 

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Every

small thing was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time

and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

 

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl .. but she was boring. She was

totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became

so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

 

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She

did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She

was great fun initially and very energetic, but she was totally without

direction. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

 

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted

firmly on the ground and I married her. She was so ambitious that after

20 years she divorced me and took everything I owned.

 

I am now older and wiser, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.

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