Guest guest Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Butch~ Thank you for a great laugh! Janet >A man boards an airplane and takes a seat. As he settles in, he glances >up and sees a beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she >is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation >washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. > >Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, " Business or vacation? " . > > " Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago, " she states. > >Whoa!!! > >He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the >most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and >she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! > >Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, " What's your >business role at this convention? " > > " Lecturer " , she says. " I use my experiences to debunk some of the >popular myths about sexuality " . > > " Really, " he says, swallowing hard, " what myths are those? " > > " Well, " she explains, " one popular myth is that African American men are >the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian >who is most likely to possess that trait. > >Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when >actually it is men of Greek descent. " Suddenly, the woman becomes very >embarrassed and blushes. > > " I'm sorry, " she says, " I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I >don't even know your name! " . > > " Tonto, " the man says, as he extends his hand. " Tonto Papadopoulos. " Making Light of Scents, Janet Golden-Hogan http://www.GoldenEssence.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 A man boards an airplane and takes a seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, " Business or vacation? " . " Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago, " she states. Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, " What's your business role at this convention? " " Lecturer " , she says. " I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality " . " Really, " he says, swallowing hard, " what myths are those? " " Well, " she explains, " one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent. " Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. " I'm sorry, " she says, " I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name! " . " Tonto, " the man says, as he extends his hand. " Tonto Papadopoulos. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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