Guest guest Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Fwd: The Talking Clock Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. " What's that big brass gong for? " one of the guests asked. " It's not a gong. It's a talking clock, " the drunk replied. " A talking clock? Seriously? " asked his astonished friends. " Yup, " replied the drunk. " How's it work? " the second guest asked, squinting at it. " Watch, " the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, " Hey!, a$$**le... it's ten after three in the morning! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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