OT: The Monkey and the Lizard

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A Monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a Lizard walks past

and looks up and says to the Monkey, " Hey man .. what are you doing? "

 

The Monkey says, " Smoking a joint, come up and have a toke. "

 

So the Lizard climbs up and sits next to the Monkey and they have a few

joints.

 

After a while the Lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get

a drink from the river.

 

When he gets to the river he is so stoned that he leans too far over and

falls into the river.

 

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the Lizard and helps him to the

side, then he asks the Lizard, " What's the matter with you? "

 

The Lizard explains to the Crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint

with the Monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river

while taking a drink. The Crocodile says he has to check this out and

walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the Monkey is sitting,

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, " Hey you! "

 

The Monkey looks down and says, " Shiiiiit dude!!!....how much water did

you drink?!!