OT: Four Question Quiz

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Hi y'all,

 

The following short quiz, consisting of but 4 questions, will tell you

whether you are qualified to be a " professional. "

 

Scroll down for each answer.

 

The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you

have answered the question!

 

 

 

 

 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and

close the door. This question tests whether you tend to try to do

simple things in an overly complicated way.

 

 

 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

refrigerator? " Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,

take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests

your ability to consider the repercussions of your previous actions.

 

 

 

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals will

attend, except one ... Which animal will not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You

just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay even if you did

not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more

chance to show your true abilities.

 

 

 

 

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,

and you have no boat. How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not

been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

 

 

According to analysts in Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of

the professionals tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers

got several correct answers.

 

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that

most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

 

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. :-)