OT: I Heard That

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ROFLMAO! Too darn funny! But then I've never been one much for the PC-ness

either. What was it my mother said, I think you might have suggested it

yourself once or twice...

 

Something like " If people are going to be totally Politically Correct, they

can never talk to anyone for fear of saying the wrong thing "

 

Sumpin like that.

 

TTYL

 

K

 

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

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> [Original Message]

> Butch Owen <butchbsi

>

> 11/26/2004 1:20:08 PM

> OT: I Heard That

>

>

> Hey y'all,

>

> Couple of funnies below .. least ways they are to me and they're not

> funnies about Mens or Rednecks or Redneck Mens .. so they might not be

> funny to others .. if they ain't funny to you please delete the post.

>

> But please don't gimme none of that Politically Correct stuff about how

> wrong it is to be signifying on folk's hardships .. if anybody feels a

> need to complain please complain to someone else. ;-)

>

> My hearing loss started when I was a young artillery man at age 18 and

> then later I picked up a major hearing loss of 35% or more in both ears

> from an incident in the 'Nam .. which put me in the Walter Reed Medical

> Center Hearing Rehabilitation Program for ten days .. where I got inner

> and outer ear aids for both ears .. which I've not worn since 1988 due

> to the noise pollution here in Turkey so they are antiques now anyway

> and the hearing loss is something I've learned to live with though it

> bugs the hell out of other folks. But it did got me a measly 10%

> disability when I retired from Uncle Sugar's Army .. and I can still

> find humor in the below. ;-) Butch

>

>

> Three old artillery men are out walking one day.

> First one says, " Windy, isn't it? "

> Second one says, " No, its Thursday! "

> Third one says, " So am I. Lets go get a beer. "

>

>

> Feller tells his friend, " I just bought a new hearing aid. Cost me five

> thousand dollars but it's state of the art. It's perfect. "

>

> " Really, " answered the friend. " What kind is it? "

>

> " Twelve thirty. "

>

>

> An 85 year old man goes to the doctor for a physical and the doc tells

> him to come back later for some follow up work.

>

> Next day the doc sees the old gent walking down the street with two

> purty gals .. one on each arm.

>

> The day following that the old gent comes back to the doc's office for

> the follow up on his physical.

>

> The doc tells him, " I saw you with two purty gals yesterday and I must

> say that you're really doing OK for a man your age. "

>

> " Just doing what you told me to do, Doc. You said I oughta get me a hot

> mamma and be cheerful .. I figured two hot mamas was better than one. "

>

> Doc says, " I didn't say that. " I said you had a hearing loss and a

> heart murmur and be careful. "

>

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

Hey y'all,

 

Couple of funnies below .. least ways they are to me and they're not

funnies about Mens or Rednecks or Redneck Mens .. so they might not be

funny to others .. if they ain't funny to you please delete the post.

 

But please don't gimme none of that Politically Correct stuff about how

wrong it is to be signifying on folk's hardships .. if anybody feels a

need to complain please complain to someone else. ;-)

 

My hearing loss started when I was a young artillery man at age 18 and

then later I picked up a major hearing loss of 35% or more in both ears

from an incident in the 'Nam .. which put me in the Walter Reed Medical

Center Hearing Rehabilitation Program for ten days .. where I got inner

and outer ear aids for both ears .. which I've not worn since 1988 due

to the noise pollution here in Turkey so they are antiques now anyway

and the hearing loss is something I've learned to live with though it

bugs the hell out of other folks. But it did got me a measly 10%

disability when I retired from Uncle Sugar's Army .. and I can still

find humor in the below. ;-) Butch

 

 

Three old artillery men are out walking one day.

First one says, " Windy, isn't it? "

Second one says, " No, its Thursday! "

Third one says, " So am I. Lets go get a beer. "

 

 

Feller tells his friend, " I just bought a new hearing aid. Cost me five

thousand dollars but it's state of the art. It's perfect. "

 

" Really, " answered the friend. " What kind is it? "

 

" Twelve thirty. "

 

 

An 85 year old man goes to the doctor for a physical and the doc tells

him to come back later for some follow up work.

 

Next day the doc sees the old gent walking down the street with two

purty gals .. one on each arm.

 

The day following that the old gent comes back to the doc's office for

the follow up on his physical.

 

The doc tells him, " I saw you with two purty gals yesterday and I must

say that you're really doing OK for a man your age. "

 

" Just doing what you told me to do, Doc. You said I oughta get me a hot

mamma and be cheerful .. I figured two hot mamas was better than one. "

 

Doc says, " I didn't say that. " I said you had a hearing loss and a

heart murmur and be careful. "

[Guest guest]

Butch

Can I send these to my pop? He was a load master on c130's and has lost enough

of his hearing for this to be funny! LOL

 

Thanks!

 

Jill Mc.

Alabama

 

Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote:

Hey y'all,

 

Couple of funnies below .. least ways they are to me and they're not

funnies about Mens or Rednecks or Redneck Mens .. so they might not be

funny to others .. if they ain't funny to you please delete the post.

 

But please don't gimme none of that Politically Correct stuff about how

wrong it is to be signifying on folk's hardships .. if anybody feels a

need to complain please complain to someone else. ;-)

 

My hearing loss started when I was a young artillery man at age 18 and

then later I picked up a major hearing loss of 35% or more in both ears

from an incident in the 'Nam .. which put me in the Walter Reed Medical

Center Hearing Rehabilitation Program for ten days .. where I got inner

and outer ear aids for both ears .. which I've not worn since 1988 due

to the noise pollution here in Turkey so they are antiques now anyway

and the hearing loss is something I've learned to live with though it

bugs the hell out of other folks. But it did got me a measly 10%

disability when I retired from Uncle Sugar's Army .. and I can still

find humor in the below. ;-) Butch

 

 

Three old artillery men are out walking one day.

First one says, " Windy, isn't it? "

Second one says, " No, its Thursday! "

Third one says, " So am I. Lets go get a beer. "

 

 

Feller tells his friend, " I just bought a new hearing aid. Cost me five

thousand dollars but it's state of the art. It's perfect. "

 

" Really, " answered the friend. " What kind is it? "

 

" Twelve thirty. "

 

 

An 85 year old man goes to the doctor for a physical and the doc tells

him to come back later for some follow up work.

 

Next day the doc sees the old gent walking down the street with two

purty gals .. one on each arm.

 

The day following that the old gent comes back to the doc's office for

the follow up on his physical.

 

The doc tells him, " I saw you with two purty gals yesterday and I must

say that you're really doing OK for a man your age. "

 

" Just doing what you told me to do, Doc. You said I oughta get me a hot

mamma and be cheerful .. I figured two hot mamas was better than one. "

 

Doc says, " I didn't say that. " I said you had a hearing loss and a

heart murmur and be careful. "

 

 

 

 

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