Guest guest Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 There are people all over the world in this great group...This is primarily for those of us in the USA, but it's funny for those of you who live in the rest of the world. Anita Thanksgiving TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.... HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 ROFLMAO! Very nice. Here we have a ittle wittle bittle Turkey... Every Thanksgiving it's the same, Husband says " get a SMALL Turkey this year " I always say " yes, I'll bring home the smallest one I can find " Go to Costco, rifle through EVERY Turkey in the pot and bring home the BIGGEST turkey I can find and say it's the smallest in the shop. My kids were like " Daddy, come quick, you have to see this it's ENORMOUS! (Gee thanks kids! LOL). It's a toss up on which one weighs more, HOney Bunny or the Turkey... Turkey weighs 24.14 pounds. BRING ON THE SANDWICHES! ROFLMAO! Happy " Stuff yourselves until you drop " Day. ;-) Cheers! Kathleen Petrides The PurrfinickyQueen http://www.fatcatcandleco.com Candles, Kitty Carpets, articles, practically everything but the Hairball! > [Original Message] > Anita Reeves <anita-r > > 11/24/2004 11:09:38 AM > OT -Thanksgiving > > > There are people all over the world in this great group...This is primarily for those of us in the USA, but it's funny for those of you who live in the rest of the world. > Anita > Thanksgiving > > TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. > I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. > THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE > BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. > > TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION > THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. > SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR > AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. > > I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, > PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. > I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, > 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. > > I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY > WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. > BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.... > HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. > > MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. > MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, > MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, > MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. > > HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING! > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Oh, but there is so much you can do with Turkey besides the traditional dinner. There is next day turkey hot samiches, turkey salad, cold turkey, hot turkey, eat it till you drop turkey. Is there such a things as a too big turkey.....I think NOT!!!! Paws and Smell the Flowers: Evelyn www.alternasense.com<http://www.alternasense.com/> - Kathleen Petrides<PurrfinickyQueen < > Wednesday, November 24, 2004 3:10 PM RE: OT -Thanksgiving ROFLMAO! Very nice. Here we have a ittle wittle bittle Turkey... Every Thanksgiving it's the same, Husband says " get a SMALL Turkey this year " I always say " yes, I'll bring home the smallest one I can find " Go to Costco, rifle through EVERY Turkey in the pot and bring home the BIGGEST turkey I can find and say it's the smallest in the shop. My kids were like " Daddy, come quick, you have to see this it's ENORMOUS! (Gee thanks kids! LOL). It's a toss up on which one weighs more, HOney Bunny or the Turkey... Turkey weighs 24.14 pounds. BRING ON THE SANDWICHES! ROFLMAO! Happy " Stuff yourselves until you drop " Day. ;-) Cheers! Kathleen Petrides The PurrfinickyQueen http://www.fatcatcandleco.com<http://www.fatcatcandleco.com/> Candles, Kitty Carpets, articles, practically everything but the Hairball! > [Original Message] > Anita Reeves <anita-r > > 11/24/2004 11:09:38 AM > OT -Thanksgiving > > > There are people all over the world in this great group...This is primarily for those of us in the USA, but it's funny for those of you who live in the rest of the world. > Anita > Thanksgiving > > TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. > I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. > THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE > BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. > > TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION > THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. > SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR > AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. > > I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, > PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. > I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, > 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. > > I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY > WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. > BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.... > HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. > > MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. > MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, > MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, > MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. > > HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING! > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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