Guest guest Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 While trying to escape Iraq, a terrorist hid one day in a cave. After poking around a bit he found a bottle and picked it up. Suddenly a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, " Master, may I grant you one wish? " " You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I'm a True Believer and I don't need any common woman giving me anything! " . The shocked genie said, " Please, I must grant you one wish or I will be returned to the bottle forever. " The bad guy thought a moment, then he grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, " Very well, since I must take a nap now and stay here until dark .. I want to awaken with three American women in my bed, so just do it and be off with you. " The highly annoyed genie said, " So be it! " and disappeared. A few hours later he woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. Truly .. God is Great! ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 OMG, that was so funny! Thanks for the laugh Butch! It's so great to have you back. You & your incredible outlook on life, were dearly missed. And, yes, God is great! Bright Blessings, Tammy http://www.ElementsBathandBody.com - Butch Owen Thursday, October 28, 2004 8:07 PM OT: One Last Wish <snip> A few hours later he woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. Truly .. God is Great! ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 <swiped> You sure have some gooduns buddy! Thanks! Hugs Neysa > A few hours later he woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding > and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he > had no health insurance. > > Truly .. God is Great! ;-) > Step By Step Instructions On Making Rose Petal Preserves: http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: /join Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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