RE: Something wrongs with my translations

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(without the confusing character numbers, I know, learn chinese)

 

Hi. Any best chinese/english translation programs suggestions? Mine

is getting a little too... creative. What the hell is this!? :-) ( ha

ha, happy new year, joy!)

Yin Yang micro string, and chest pain,is responsible for a very

empty. Short and the number of heartache upset.

Abdominal pain may not be the heart rate, pulse small late De-sheng,

Kennedy really big to die. If the abdominal vein large anti-floating

dead elderly. Lee Yang-slip and tight connections.

Waterloo, and Valley Gas Wei Qi is strong; tight, the yin-sheng, the

pain.

disease, pulse and sliding profits, the number of tight, and it is

also. big real. Not die infinite oh. Clean.

Labor too much, eating honor, in less than gas; or;take advantage of

visitors, or long-lingering Yu and heat, or known as heat, and pain.

Or a real plot phlegm, or gas and food with Yu leave and stop the pain

knot appetite.

Stomach, and abdominal distension, and pain & #32963; & #33048;Beware,

the two teams threatened phrenic pharyngeal barrier no less than

potable drinking.

Spleen disease, the food is vomiting, abdominal distension hi alas,

Epigastralgia heart of urgency.

Jue heat pain, fever foot pain, cold extremities, and even then

irritability and vomiting, the amount of spontaneous pulse Hung, Khan.

Spurs too, Kunlun. heart, hand, foot and reverse,cold, drowning

facilitate clearance,weak, can be warm.

Large real pain, however single hair, feces, or secret, a long

time and injection nausea, high-minded since, according to the pain

and can not diet, may be next.

Kidney pain, and back-phase, such as touch-cutter from his heart,

Thinopyrum hunchback, gill-beam bone, or bone, the Kunlun Mountains.

Stomach pain, bloating chest full, mostly barbed, Taebaek.

Spleen pain, such as barbed cone, gill Ran Valley, too. Liver pain,

like a death, a day shall not rest, get between the lines, Taichong.

Pulmonary heart lying if only UN, inter-action heartache Sheng-yi,

gill fish, the too-yuan.Covered all pain, all Shaoyin Jue gas

attack also Spurs, the appropriate ventilation, the gas, condensate

nothing to stop it.

 

Abdominal pain

Miscellaneous

permits and pain azedarach soup,Danggui pills, clove Melia is

owner.

Abdomen and the pain is not so as to glycyrrhiza soup Paeoniflorin owner.

Typhoid Taiyin downlink by mistake, and, Guizhi rhubarb soup owner. On

hot summer muscle evil heat, pulse and Hong real pain,

Baicalin Paeoniflorin owner.

Pain from insects, such as abdominal swelling poly, contacts without

rest, salivary out, vomiting water.

Sputum plot surely abdominal pain, a hot soup, while the moratorium

symplectic structures should Dao Tan Jieyu gas, temperature Sanzhi.

Qi-deficiency and also in pain, or hunger and pain is also, of the

rationale for China and Tonga owner.

Xiongbitong are sputum drinking water places, to stay to leave, they

are advised Trichosanthes Trichosanthis, Zhishi, Cyperus, Xiongshao,

Cangzhu Wen Sanzhi.

Outside the category and pain may synonyms.Heartache,

there are the hearts of cold, determined to heat, have a guilty

conscience, a spleen plot, there remain; Abdominal pain, foot in Hong

Kong. Chest pain, there is the plot.

Small abdominal pain, have liver and spleen, a cell pain, there are

false tendons, and hernia, intestinal carbuncle.

Jinling Powder governance thermal Jue heartache, or for, or only a

long time.Jinling son Hyun Hu (all 12)

Heat increases Huanglian, hernia plus Litchi. & Liquor under the three

money.

Cook hung large real pain pill governance, addiction, such as God.

Crotonic (e money, Health spent oil, rotten inquiry, but into the

Realgar end) flour (22)

Further inquiry absorbed, son of Grand Indus. & ; Per serving, the

serofluid the boil, medicine for 24, 30 boiling cooking, fishing into

the cold serofluid, Shen water-cooled, at the next pill.

Also 24, added to the profit for the degrees, with Baptist under syrup.

Decoctio in storms heart pain, weak pulse micro gas.

Aconite (12, shot peeled umbilical) atractylodes (42) Licorice (22,

Sunburn)

Ginger, jujube & ; Heart surgery incense, scattered single rule

can not bear the pain.

Muxiang Peng surgery (each 12) dry paint (a money speculation smoke

do) the next money vinegar soup. governance . Shell wall pill.

Peru is a long time heartache Tajihi Yu Cheng, Yu will fire a long time.

Chuanxiong Gardenia (speculation) Cangzhu Cyperus stone base Dried

Ginger (speculation)

Anti-rule law.

Some people have been suffering from the full in order to fire

poison governance Huanglian six money, Glycyrrhizic a while.

Eighteen years have pain because of wine, milk, the pain of a complex

post, the pulse of three to, string weak and Shibuya Jul within Erchen

Tang, surgery, skullcap, and even, peach, , Alisma.

Peru death Tajihi blood to stay in Dachengqi Decoction, gardenia,

leek juice, Campanulaceae (able to blood gas), ephedra (weight is to

be issued here.)

FANG Zhi-surface insects pain Leukoplakia, Vermilion, who can eat

yes. Melia azedarach root, tin ash.

When the heartache, there are dirt plot, the cantharidin, Mume meat.

mung bean, and the next pill Gan. Tree mushroom soap, bath, there are

fat beads, the drink, the micro-China effect. Did not have another

service, to name just a post-mortem.

Grass cardamom spleen pill governance failures off the cold, all

Deficiency, confidants big pain.

Jian Zhong Tang Lizhong governance cold abdominal pain.

Tiaowei Dachengqi plus Muxiang nut Decoction heat pain.

Dachengqi Canadian government was too cold after the rain, abdominal

pain very.Q's, in the summer to vote on wiang check

fish, Shen pulse string and thin solid, re-mortgage as they follow the

knife. Second, Chen Xiongshao cubeba governance phlegm pill abdominal

pain, those who clock Waterloo yes.

Erchen Tang Taiwan Xiongshao Cangzhu Cyperus Angelica dahurica ginger

 

And the German is worse! What is going on?

 

The European Commissioners have announced that

agreement has been reached to adopt English as the

preferred language for European communications, rather

than German which was the other possibility. As part

of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded

that English spelling had some room for improvement

and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will

be known as EuroEngish, (or Euro, for short).

In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the

soft 'c'. Sertainly sivil servants will resieve this

news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will be replased

with'k'. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but

typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the

sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be

replased by'f', and 's' will be relased with'z'. Thiz

will make wordz like 'fotograf' 20 perzent shorter.

In the third year, publik akzeptanze of the new

zpelling kan be expekted to reach the ztage where more

komplikated changez are pozible. Governmentz will

enkorage the removal of double and unartikulated

leterz, which have alwayz ben a deterent to akurate

zpeling. Alzo, al wil agre that the horibl mez of

zilent 'e'z in the languag is dizgrazful, and tha wod

go.

By the forth yer, peopl wil be rezeptiv to stepz

zuch az replazing 'th' with 'z', and 'w' wiz 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unezesary 'o' kan be dropd from

wordz kontaning 'ou', and zimilar changz vud of korz

be aplid to ozer kombinatonz of leterz.

After ze fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli zenzibl riten

ztyl. Zer vil be no mor trublz or difikultiz and

evrivun vil find it ezi to underztan ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

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(without the confusing character numbers, I know, learn chinese)Hi.

Any best chinese/english translation programs suggestions? Mineis getting a

little too...  joy!)