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I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

 

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

 

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

 

Glass of wine

 

Chocolate

 

Margarita

 

Sex

 

Martini

 

Cold Beer

 

Chocolate

 

Chicken fried steak

 

Cream gravy

 

Sex

 

Mexican food

 

Chocolate

 

French fries

 

Chocolate

 

Pizza

 

Sex

 

Ice cream

 

Cup of tea

 

Chocolate

 

Chocolate

 

Sex

 

Chocolate

 

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

 

Then Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE

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