The Secret Plan To Freeze The World

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Bizarre News"Spanning the globe for the weird...strange...and stupid"To Un: http://scripts.gophercentral.com/lunsub.aspx?id=4--Need a job? Visit Monster.comhttp://www.evtv1.com/evtv1_newads.aspx?u=14722 & c=370 & a=100226--------------------------- Wednesday, January 13, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: If you have been reading or watching any news at all in the last couple weeks you have noticed an unusual weather related trend to the stories. Record cold temperatures, record snow-falls, cold related deaths, frozen crops, severe weather. This is odd when compared to what half of the climatologists in the world have been predicting for the last ten years, namely global warming. But it begins to make a bizarre sort of sense when you consider it in conjunction with the unex-plained light display that occurred in the skies above Norway December of last year. For days there was speculation as to what caused that bizarre spiral light in the sky, with no official explanation being given. Only after three days did the Russians come forward and claim that an experimental missile had been tested in the area and blew up in flight. The media may have bought that story, but thinking people, or anybody who has ever seen pictures or video of exploding rockets, have their suspicions. The story starts to make more sinister sense when you learn that a massive Partial Reflection Medium-Frequency Atmospheric Radar Facility is located in Ramfjordmoen, Norway, operated by European Incoherent Scatter Facility (EISCAT). This facility is ostensibly for atmospheric research, but the United States' own High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (located in Alaska) has demonstrated that high energy beams shot into the upper atmosphere can literally "punch" holes in the protective layer surrounding the planet. Could such holes dramatically effect weather patterns around the world? Could it be a weather weapon disguised as benign research? Certain international newspapers have finally picked up the story, demanding that the United States admit to its involve-ment and cease experimenting with the atmosphere and global weather patterns. Could we actually be on the brink of a new, man-made ice age? Bizarrely, Lewis P.S. Now You Can Follow BIZARRE NEWS on TWITTER: http://twitter.com/MyBizarreNews Follow Your Favorite GopherCentral Publications on Twitter: http://www.gophertweets.com/ You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the new Bizarre News forum. Check it out here...http://bizarrenews.gophercentral.com --------------------------- +----------------- Bizarre Warning Labels -----------------+ "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." - Found on an electric rotary tool. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." - Found on a can of under-arm deoderant. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." - Found on a card-board sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard. 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The pair gave only vague reasons for organizing the unsanctioned event. "Why not? I didn't have anything better to do today," Alguire said. Participants offered similar reasons for coming out in the cold and shedding their pants. "I'm a lifelong nudist. I usually stay in a warm place when being nude, though," said Ashley Ross, 19. ---------------------------Let Lewis take you on an UNCENSORED journey into the world of the strange, the bizarre and the supernatural. Get The Best of Bizarre News II Uncensored right here...F-R-E-E! http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/14380/c/120/a/499--------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > READER COMMENTS < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Things I learned tonight: 1) How not to start a gas fireplace. 2) How to create a giant fireball in one's living room. 3) How to lose a good part of one's eyelashes and eyebrows. Not story relevant, but just saying. I'm a bizarre news story in and of myself. -TJ[Who knows, you may have just saved a Bizarre News reader's eyebrows!] Lewis, regarding the 91 year old who crashed into the restaurant, it's no surprise. Florida has no rules whatsoever about license renewal beyond paying the fee. So no matter how old you get, no matter how bad your eyesight or judgment, you get a license in perpetuity. Believe me, this makes driving in Florida a life-threatening quest every single time you hit the streets. There was one elderly lady who took out three cars and put herself in a coma for a few weeks because she couldn't get an opening to turn onto the street she wanted, so she finally decided the thing to do was just "close my eyes and go." Fun! -Lisa a simple solution would have been to pack the pecker and pipe in ice water. did you ever notice how hard it is to grab your pecker when you try to pee in a snowbank it shrivels to nearly nothing. -Walt[The medical world needs advice like this. You could save a lot of people a lot of unnecessary pain.] ------------------ END OF READER COMMENTS ------------------ Well, that is a wrap for Bizarre News. How did we do? Send comments and questions to: lewis ---------------------------More Fun and Amusement by email: http://www.gophercentral.com------------------------ To SUBSCRIBE: http://www.gophercentral.com/ To ensure you continue receiving this email in your inboxplease add our From address "ezine"to your online address book or for more help click herehttp://www.gophercentral.com/r-help.html------------------------END OF Bizarre News Copyright 2010 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved. Please feel free to forward this, in its entirety, to others.