Mexican maid

[Guest guest]

 

 

 

 

The Mexican maid asked for a pay

increase.

 

The lady of the house was very upset about this

and decided to talk to her about the raise.

 

 

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay

increase?

 

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

 

The first is that I iron better than you..'

 

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

 

Maria: 'Your husband said so..'

 

Wife: 'Oh.'

 

 

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook

than you.'

 

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than

me?'

 

Maria: 'Your husband

did.'

 

Wife: 'Oh.'

 

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover

than you.'

 

 

Wife: (really furious now,): 'Did my husband say

that as well?'

 

Maria: 'Oh, No Señora....the gardener

did.'

 

Wife: 'So, how much do you

want?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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