Guest guest Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Secret of Longevity - A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the older lady, pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jim Beam every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all..." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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