Guest guest Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Medical Bail Out! The Medical Profession Speaks out on the Financial Bail-Out Package. The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " while the pediatricians said, " Oh, Grow up! " The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter. " The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in Washington.-- Life should NOT be journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather, I want to skid in sideways, wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOW, WHAT A RIDE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 This is a gem----laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face... Thanks for this... Bea--- On Sat, 6/20/09, Craig Rawlings <craig wrote: Craig Rawlings <craig Medical Bail out Received: Saturday, June 20, 2009, 11:13 AM Medical Bail Out!The Medical Profession Speaks out on the Financial Bail-Out Package.The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in Washington.-- Life should NOT be journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather, I want to skid in sideways, wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOW, WHAT A RIDE!! The new Internet Explorer® 8 - Faster, safer, easier. Optimized for Get it Now for Free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 I laughed so much I was teary. Thanks for brightening up my early Sunday morn.RobinLynn in West Palm Beach, FL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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