Life after National ID

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Life after National ID

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Operator:' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...'Customer:'Helloo, can I order..'Operator:'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'Customer:' It's eh..., hold........ ..on...... .889861356102049 998-45-54610'Operator:'OK... you're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are

 

you calling from now Sir?'Customer:' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?Operator:' We are connected to the system Sir'Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'Operator :'That's not a good idea Sir'Customer: 'How come?'Operator :'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol

level Sir'Customer:'What?... What do you recommend then?'Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'Customer:'How do you know for sure?'Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99'Customer:'Can I pay by credit card?'Operator :'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment

 

charges on your housing loan, Sir.'Customer:'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'Customer:'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your

motorcycle.. .'Customer:'What!'Operator :'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registra tion number 1123...'Customer:'????'Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'Customer:'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... 'Customer:#$$^% & $@$% ^Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on

15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman.... ?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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