beats me..I don't know nuttin' ABOUT NUTTIN', OFFICER !!!

[Guest guest]

> )

>

> [1] IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE AGAINST HER WILL, IS IT

> CONSIDERED RAPE OR SHOPLIFTING?

>

> [2] CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?

>

> [3] HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE

> CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?

>

> [4] WHY DO YOU HAVE TO " PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN " ... BUT IT'S ONLY A

> " PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS " ? WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?

>

> [5] ONCE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU

> WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY?

>

> [6] WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX? Â

>

> [7] WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?

>

> [8] HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT

> WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?

>

> [9] WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY " SLEPT LIKE A BABY " WHEN BABIES

> WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?

>

> [10] IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A

> HEARING?

>

> [11] WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?

>

> [12] WHY DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PUT MONEY IN

> BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THINGS ON THE GROUND?

>

> [13] WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY'RE GOING

> TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.

>

> [14] WHY IS " BRA " SINGULAR AND " PANTIES " PLURAL?

>

> [15] WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A

> HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?

>

> [16] IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID

> SONG ABOUT HIM?

>

> [17] CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE ?

>

> [18] IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A

> COCONUT, WHY CAN'T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?

>

> [19] WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS?

> THEY'RE BOTH DOGS!

>

> [20] IF WILE E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP,

> WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BUY DINNER?

>

> [21] IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM

> VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?

>

> [22] IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY COME FROM

> MORONS?

>

> [23] DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HAVE THE

> SAME TUNE?

>

> [24] WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?

>

> [25] WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE THE

> HEMISPHERE, BUT CALL IT A HEMORRHOID WHEN IT'S IN YOUR BUTT?

>

> [26] DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU BLOW IN A DOG'S FACE, HE GETS

> MAD AT YOU, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE HIM FOR A CAR RIDE, HE STICKS HIS HEAD

> OUT THE WINDOW?

>