Guest guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 > Dolly Parton & Queen Elizabeth > > > Die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if > they'll be admitted to Heaven. > > > > > Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel > must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's > some particular reason why she should get into Heaven. > > Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most > perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure the angels will be > pleased to see them every day, for eternity.' > > > > > > The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. > > The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, > > > > Shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls > the lever. > > > > > The angel chuckles and says,'Okay, Your Majesty, you may go in.' > > > Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you > two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits > into a commode and gets in! Would you explain that to me?' > > 'Sorry, Dolly,' says the angel, > > ? > ? > > > > But, even in Heaven, > A royal flush > > > > > Beats a pair > > - no matter how big they are !!. > > -- > We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from > life. > William Osler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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