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Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and

tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral

ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including

Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima,

Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The graveside was

piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the

eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who " never knew how much he was

kneaded. "

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was

filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,

wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who

buttered him up.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for

millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children

and another bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20

minutes.

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