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>TheSpoof.com - A laugh from your friend John Winters

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>

>Spoof News, Satire and Comedy from TheSpoof.com

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>Dr. Betty Martini, D.Hum has sent you this spoof news satire/parody story.

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> From John Winters, Formaldehyde Martini Cocktails ---

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>Formaldehyde Martini cocktails

>============================== NEW YORK, NY - Dr. Rockyphlesh of

>Dedfeller Formaldehyde, Inc. reports that its corporation is suing

>the Rumplestien Aspartame corporation in court today.

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>Their claim: Rumplestien's Aspartame is cutting into

>their embalming business.

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>They cite as evidence the Trocho Study showing that the formaldehyde

>converted from the free methyl alcohol in aspartame solutions

>embalms living tissue and...

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>Get the full story: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i46014

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>Please note: The above is entirely fictitious.

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>---

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>Hope you enjoy and don't forget to spread the word!

>

>TheSpoof.com

>http://www.thespoof.com/

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