Guest guest Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Why boys need parents... ! And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. Attachment: vcard [not shown] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Dear Doc, That is soooo right, Being from the uk I dont know what clorox is but I was just about to google it till I read the end about 80% of men........ and i'm 41! LOL Vince Vince Nash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 So true, my " boy " is now 20. I am so glad those days are over. When he gets married & starts having kids, I'll be prepared. herbal remedies , VINCE NASH <vnash wrote: > > Dear Doc, >  > That is soooo right, Being from the uk I dont know what clorox is but I was just about to google it till I read the end about 80% of men........ and i'm 41! >  > LOL >  > Vince > > > Vince Nash > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Clorox is a brand name for bleach here in the USA. LoriSchooling is not education, and education is not schooling~John Taylor Gatto herbal remedies From: vnashDate: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:22:33 +0000{Herbal Remedies} Re:Why Boys need parents... Dear Doc, That is soooo right, Being from the uk I dont know what clorox is but I was just about to google it till I read the end about 80% of men........ and i'm 41! LOL Vince Vince Nash Want to do more with Windows Live? Learn “10 hidden secrets” from Jamie. Learn Now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Hi, Vince - Clorox is a USA brand name for bleach - & PLEASE don't try making that mixture, LOL! Grinnypicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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