Guest guest Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 !!!!!Do Not take this seriously!!!!!! !!!! It is a joke !!!! The Total Body Cleanse. Week one: Beer fast until end of the first week. This means at least one keg a day. Water is for bathing only, so don't drink it ever again. Its not healthy. Week two: In week two you begin rum fasting. Make sure ye use only premium quality Organic Rum from Jamaica. Cheap rum does not cleanse the body as well as the good stuff. Do a tequila enema before you go to bed and try to have a good nights sleep. Week three: Continue rum fasting. By the end of the third week you should be having slight contractions. After your Liver pops out, its time to soak in the Gin bath. The Gin should be as hot as you can get it and remember kill a bottle of Scotch while you're in the bath. You should now be feeling healthier than you ever have and this is the end of the Total Body Cleanse. If you are in the bad habit of eating raw vegetables, fruit, sprouted grains, nuts and seeds you will probably need to do a Total Body Cleanse two or three times a year. Total Nutrition is among the most unhealthy things I can think of and if you have consumed any of this foul green drink, you need to call Intoxicating Solutions #828-835-8071 ASAP as you could die and need Vodka quick!!! ~B 4th generation Master Brewer Top of the Mountain Brewery & Pub Blue Ridge Mountains North Carolina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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