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'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD' (OT_Funny!)

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'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD''Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?''Yes. What can I do for you?''I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it insidethem logs, but he's hidin' it there..''Thank you very much for the call, sir.'The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. Theysearch the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuanaThey sneer at Virgil and leave.Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?''Yeah!''Did they chop your firewood?''Yep!''Happy Birthday, buddy!'(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

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