Guest guest Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 When a panel of doctors was asked to debate on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, while the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", and the Pediatricians demanded that everyone, "Grow up!" The Psychiatrists were shocked, thought the whole idea was madness and decided to create a new mental disorder called hospiphobia = fear of hospitals. The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing while the Radiologists could see right through it! The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "no". In the end, the Proctologists won the debate by advising that the decision be left up to some asshole in administration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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