George Bush Goes to a Primary School

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George Bush goes to a primary school

 

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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR_.

> After his talk he offers question time.

> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

> "Stanley," responds the little boy.

> And what is your question, Stanley?"

> "I have 4 questions:

> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when one half of

all

> Americans don't have health insurance?

> Just then, the bell rings for recess.

> George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after

recess.

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> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?

> Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"

> Another little boy puts up his hand.

> George points him out and asks him his name.

> "Steve, "he responds.

> "And what is your question, Steve?"

> "Actually, I have 6 questions.

> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when one half of

all

> Americans don't have health insurance?

> Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

> And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

 

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