Let me tell you about the last Medical Doctor I went to ;-)

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He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go

out and come in again.

 

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he

realized she was Chinese.

 

Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the

six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him

another six months.

 

While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there

is a man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I

can't see him."

 

Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, my

son just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just

wait and see what develops."

 

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory

problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied,

"When did what start ?"

 

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His

advice: Don't answer it.

 

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I

think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take

these if they don't work, give me a ring."

 

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.

The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

 

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop

going to those places.

 

But doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an

appointment and then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

 

And lastly, there was one patient who came in and said, "Doctor, Doctor,

No one pays any attention to me". The Doctor said, "Next!"

 

:-)

Doc

 

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