Guest guest Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Butch, This is cute. Thanks Nancy Bob, a 75 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde hanging onto his arm. She knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and they are surprised to see her listen intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, " Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend? " Bob replies, " Girlfriend? She's my wife! " They're knocked over, but continue to ask. " So, how'd you persuade her to marry you? " Bob says, " I lied about my age. " His friends ask, " What do you mean? Did you tell her you were 50 or 55? " Bob smiles and says, " No, I told her I was 90. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Bob, a 75 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde hanging onto his arm. She knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and they are surprised to see her listen intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, " Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend? " Bob replies, " Girlfriend? She's my wife! " They're knocked over, but continue to ask. " So, how'd you persuade her to marry you? " Bob says, " I lied about my age. " His friends ask, " What do you mean? Did you tell her you were 50 or 55? " Bob smiles and says, " No, I told her I was 90. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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