OT: Brave Leroy

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7/9/2004 12:21:14 PM

OT: Brave Leroy

 

 

A filthy rich man in Texas decided that he wanted to throw a party and

invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, from

Louisiana, the only Southeastern Redneck in the neighborhood.

 

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,

oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

 

At the height of the party, the host said, " I have a 10 ft man-eating

gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the

guts to jump in. "

 

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and

everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

 

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing

the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and

choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through

the air like a Judo Instructor.

 

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the

gator were screaming and raising cain. Finally Leroy strangled the

gator and let it float to the top like a goldfish.

 

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring

at him in disbelief.

 

Finally the host says, " Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars. "

 

" No, that's okay. I don't want it, " said Leroy.

 

The rich man said, " Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then? "

 

" No thanks. I don't want it, " answered Leroy.

 

The host said, " Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was

amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? "

 

Again Leroy said no.

 

Confused, the rich man asked, " Well, Leroy, then what do you want? "

 

Leroy said, " I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool. "

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

A filthy rich man in Texas decided that he wanted to throw a party and

invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, from

Louisiana, the only Southeastern Redneck in the neighborhood.

 

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,

oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

 

At the height of the party, the host said, " I have a 10 ft man-eating

gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the

guts to jump in. "

 

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and

everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

 

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing

the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and

choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through

the air like a Judo Instructor.

 

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the

gator were screaming and raising cain. Finally Leroy strangled the

gator and let it float to the top like a goldfish.

 

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring

at him in disbelief.

 

Finally the host says, " Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars. "

 

" No, that's okay. I don't want it, " said Leroy.

 

The rich man said, " Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then? "

 

" No thanks. I don't want it, " answered Leroy.

 

The host said, " Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was

amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? "

 

Again Leroy said no.

 

Confused, the rich man asked, " Well, Leroy, then what do you want? "

 

Leroy said, " I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool. "