Ad: FanFrigginTastic Gar-an-teed to Not Rust, Best or Collect Dust Soaps

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Thank you Chris, for allowing Ad Day .. :-)

 

As always, our friendly List Mom has taken TOTALLY RESPONSIBILITY for

all transactions resulting from this ad. And to top that .. she has

agreed to reimburse anyone who is not satisfied with any purchase made.

 

These soaps are all natural soaps, handmade in Texas by Texicans, and

formulated with the world's finest oils including Olive, Coconut, and

Palm. Some varieties are even moisturized with Rose Hip Seed Oil and

supplemented with high quality Herbs and Pure Anatolian Treasures™

Essential Oils. No artificial colors or synthetic ingredients contained

in these soaps but they do contain organic and wild grown ingredients,

harvested by young Vestal Virgins wearing long flowing gowns, who didn't

forget to thank the plants for their great sacrifice whilst singing Hari

Hari Krishna.

 

Cruelty free! No animals were forced to bathe with these soaps!

 

These fancy pantsy, very inexpensive, super fine smelling soaps are

gar-an-teed to enhance your love life .. regardless of your age or

sexual preference. I have numerous testimonials from men and women

throughout the world who swear by them. A couple of examples:

 

A testimonial from a man:

 

> I want to thank you so much for the fanfriggintastic soaps you sent us

> recently .. and your good advice. As you know, my wife and I had not

> been all that close .. having not had sex in 17 years, 11 months, two

> weeks, ten days, four hours and 27 minutes .. until the arrival of your

> fanfriggintastic soaps. I convinced her to let me bathe her with your

> Coco Mint Swirl .. and boy .. that was the beginning of a great night!

>

> I lathered her up good .. had that soap slipping and sliding all over

> her body I did .. and right after the bath we went into the bedroom.

> When she saw that beautiful diamond necklace I had bought (and I thank

> you for that recommendation too) it was Katy Bar the Door. Again, my

> deepest heartfelt thanks for your advice and fanfriggintastic soaps.

> At last I can believe my wife is not a lesbian because she has promised

> to be intimate with me one Thursday night per month in the future.

> Your loyal customer .. Bill

 

And .. a testimonial from a woman.

 

> Just a short note to thank you for the fanfriggintastic soaps purchased

> recently from your company. My boyfriend had been fantastic lover until

> just recently .. something drew him away from me and I just couldn't imagine

> why. But thanks to your wonderful advice, and fanfriggintastic soaps,

> I have him to myself again .. except for one Thursday night a month and

> even I need a break now and then. When he saw those fanfriggintastic

> soaps and the box of Cuban cigars I bought for him .. it was just like

> old times again. I will continue to be a satisfied customer of yours.

> Sincerely, Monica.

 

So .. as can be discerned from the above testimonials .. you too can

enjoy a more exciting sex life if you spend a few measly bucks for a few

bars of my fanfriggintastic soaps. :-)

 

Check'em out at http://www.av-at.com/soap.html and who knows, maybe

next time it will be your very own testimonial that I will report to all

the good folks on this list.

 

Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com