Guest guest Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 I know that all the moms on this list (and some of the dads too) can appreciate this! *Smile* Chris (list mom) New Item: Handmade Mulberry Paper Available In Many Beautiful Colors! http://www.alittleolfactory.com == == == == == == == == == == == How To Bake A Cake ~Anonymous Author~ Light oven. Get out bowl, spoons, and ingredients. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Remove 18 blocks and 7 toy autos from kitchen table. Measure 2 cups of flour. Remove Kelly's hands from flour. Wash flour off. Measure 1 more cup of flour to replace flour on floor. Put flour, baking powder, and salt in sifter. Get dustpan to brush up pieces of bowl Kelly knocked to floor. Get another bowl. Answer phone. Return. Take out greased pan. Remove pinch of salt from pan. Look at Kelly. Remove grimy hands from bowl. Wash off shortening. Take greased pan and find 1/4 inch of nutshells in it. Head for Kelly who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, wash table, wash walls, wash dishes, wash Kelly. Call bakery. Lie down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 ROFL, I sent this to my hubby and he wrote back: " The last line should be - put Kelly up for sale on Ebay. " *Wink* Chris (list mom) New Item: Handmade Mulberry Paper Available In Many Beautiful Colors! http://www.alittleolfactory.com Christine Ziegler [chrisziggy] == == == == == == == == == == == How To Bake A Cake ~Anonymous Author~ Light oven. Get out bowl, spoons, and ingredients. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Remove 18 blocks and 7 toy autos from kitchen table. Measure 2 cups of flour. Remove Kelly's hands from flour. Wash flour off. Measure 1 more cup of flour to replace flour on floor. Put flour, baking powder, and salt in sifter. Get dustpan to brush up pieces of bowl Kelly knocked to floor. Get another bowl. Answer phone. Return. Take out greased pan. Remove pinch of salt from pan. Look at Kelly. Remove grimy hands from bowl. Wash off shortening. Take greased pan and find 1/4 inch of nutshells in it. Head for Kelly who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, wash table, wash walls, wash dishes, wash Kelly. Call bakery. Lie down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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