Guest guest Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 (this one tickled my funnybone An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked: " What is this, father? " The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, " Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is. " While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, wrinkled old lady hobbled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady shuffled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch untill it reached the last number and then as these numbers began to light in reverse order. The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out. The father stared at the woman, his jaw hanging, and said quietly to his son: " Go get your mother. " Your source for superb Essential Oils, Aromatherapy Accessories, Information, Books and more! Visit us at: <http://www.naturesgift.com> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 In a message dated 5/17/04 12:26:02 PM, marge writes: > " Go get your mother. " Feeling a little slow tonight. I had to read that a few times, but boy when I finally got it.... HA HA HA !!!!! Thanks! Julie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Yes, really funny the elevator. I sent it to my joke group. Jan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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