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Deciding to share some of my evening giggles

 

Let's not talk about the six feet, Let's talk about the seven inches - Mae

West

 

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights - John Paul

Getty

 

Work is the curse of the drinking classes - Ocar Wilde

 

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun - Katherine Hepburn

 

You must come again when you have less time - Walter Sickert

 

I remember your name perfectly, but I just can't think of your face - Rev.

William Spooner

 

Nobody in their right mind would call me a nymphomaniac, I only sleep with

good-looking men. Fiona Pitt-Kethly

 

And to end with one of my favorite humorists:

 

Rich Widows: The only secondhand goods that sell at first class prices.

Benjamin Franklin

 

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Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

http://www.fatcatcandleco.com

 

 

 

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