Guest guest Posted May 1, 2004 Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 Thought this was kinda cute and wanted to share a smile or two! Blessings and love, Effie > >Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one >young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would >talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing >tone of voice, " And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a >bath, or are we hungry? " > >Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. > >One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and >put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill >for testing. The juice was apple juice. So ... you know where the juice >went! > >The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked >at it. > > " My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ... " >At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the >top, and drank it down, saying, " Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I >can filter it better this time. " > >The nurse fainted .! Old Harold just smiled! > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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