Guest guest Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Bravo, Kevin! I loved it! --- acupuncturebeverlyhills <acupuncturebeverlyhills wrote: > A Doctor was walking home alone > late one foggy > night, when behind him he > hears: > > BUMP… > > BUMP… > > BUMP… > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he > makes out the > image > of an upright casket banging its way down the middle > of the street > toward him. > > BUMP… > > BUMP… > > BUMP… > > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, > the casket > bouncing > quickly behind him > > FASTER.. > > FASTER… > > BUMP… > > BUMP… > > BUMP… > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens > the door, > rushes > in, slams and locks the door behind him. > > However, the casket crashes through his door, with > the lid of the > casket > clapping > > clappity-BUMP… > > clappity-BUMP… > > clappity-BUMP… > > on his heels, the terrified man runs. > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks > himself in. His > heart > is > pounding; his head is reeling; his > breath is coming in sobbing gasps. > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. > > Bumping and clapping toward him. > > The man screams and reaches for something, anything, > but all he can > find > is a bottle of Zhi Sou San! > > Desperate, he throws the powered formula at the > casket… > > and, > > > The coffin stops!!!! > > Happy Halloween!! > > > Kelvin DeWolfe, LAc. > www.1stdefense.info > > > > > ______________________________\ ____ Want to start your own business? Learn how on Small Business (http://smallbusiness.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Good One! Thanks for sending. Hope you had a great Halloween. Jamie ---- acupuncturebeverlyhills <acupuncturebeverlyhills wrote: > A Doctor was walking home alone late one foggy > night, when behind him he > hears: > > BUMPÂ… > > BUMPÂ… > > BUMPÂ… > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the > image > of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street > toward him. > > BUMPÂ… > > BUMPÂ… > > BUMPÂ… > > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket > bouncing > quickly behind him > > FASTER.. > > FASTERÂ… > > BUMPÂ… > > BUMPÂ… > > BUMPÂ… > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, > rushes > in, slams and locks the door behind him. > > However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the > casket > clapping > > clappity-BUMPÂ… > > clappity-BUMPÂ… > > clappity-BUMPÂ… > > on his heels, the terrified man runs. > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His > heart > is > pounding; his head is reeling; his > breath is coming in sobbing gasps. > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. > > Bumping and clapping toward him. > > The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can > find > is a bottle of Zhi Sou San! > > Desperate, he throws the powered formula at the casketÂ… > > and, > > > The coffin stops!!!! > > Happy Halloween!! > > > Kelvin DeWolfe, LAc. > www.1stdefense.info > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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