Fwd: I love this Doctor (Modified by Jim Lippincott)

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is that his email i see? where did u get ahold of this doctor or

better yet how did u get ahold of this doctor? i would like to talk

to him about certain health issues.

 

 

, " thehavens "

<thehavens wrote:

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> >Resent-Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:58:23 -0400

> >Resent-Jim Lippincott <JLipp1

> >Jim Lippincott <jlipp1

> >I love this Doctor (Modified by Jim Lippincott)

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> >I love this Doctor

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> >Q.I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is

this true?

> >A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...

don't waste

> >them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up

your heart

> >will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend

the life

> >of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

> >

> >

> > Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

> >A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat?

Hay and

> >corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more

than an

> >efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need

grain?

> >Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green

leafy

> >vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended

daily

> >allowance of vegetable products.

> >

> >

> > Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

> >A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled

wine, that

> >means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even

more of

> >the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

> >

> >

> > Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

> >A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to

one. If

> >you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

> >

> >

> > Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular

> > exercise program?

> >A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No

Pain... Good!

> >

> >

> > Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

> >A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in

vegetable

> >oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more

vegetables

> >be bad for you?

> >

> >

> > Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft

around the

> > middle?

> >A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You

should

> >only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

> >

> > Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

> >A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the

best

> >feel-good food around!

> >

> > Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

> > A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

> >

> >Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

> >A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

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> >

> >Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have

had about

> >food and diets.

> >And remember:

> >

> > " Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of

> > arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but

rather to

> > skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the

other - body

> > thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming " WOO HOO, What

a Ride "

> >

> >AND.....

> >

> >For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on

> >nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all

those

> >conflicting nutritional studies.

> >

> >1. The Japanese eat very little fat

> >and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

> >

> >2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat

> >and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

> >

> >3. The Chinese drink very little red wine

> >and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

> >

> >4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine

> >and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

> >

> >5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and

fats and

> >suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

> >

> >CONCLUSION

> >

> >Eat and drink what you like.

> >Speaking English is apparently what kills you

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