Fwd: My daddy is a dancer OR, A MORNING LAUGH!

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Jim Lippincott

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My daddy is a dancer

Jim Lippincott <jlipp1

Mon, 7 Apr 2008 09:22:04 -0400

 

 

My Daddy Is A

Dancer

One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children

what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up: Fireman Mechanic

Businessman Salesman Doctor Lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,

so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,

 

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off

his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his

underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home

with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly

set the other children to work on some math problems and then took little

Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

 

'No,' the boy said, 'He works for the Democratic National

Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next

President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other

kids.'

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