Brief Guide to American Newspapers

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Just some humor......Lynn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brief Guide to American Newspapers

*1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the

country. *

*2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the

 

country. *

*3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run

 

the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. *

*4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the

country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do,

 

however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. *

*5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running

 

the country - if they could find the time - and if they didn't have

 

to leave Southern California to do it. *

*6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the

 

country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

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*7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure

 

who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can

 

get a seat on the train. *

*8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running

 

the country as long as they do something really scandalous,

preferably while intoxicated. *

*9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another

country but need the baseball scores. *

*10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure

 

there is a country... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they

 

oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if

 

the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also

 

happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy,

provided of course, that they are not Republicans. *

*11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the

 

grocery store.

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[Guest guest]

I read the comics...

 

There is more truth there, then the bull crap that comes out of Washington.

 

Kenneth T

 

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Lynn Ward

Friday, April 04, 2008 11:35 PM

Brief Guide to American Newspapers

Just some humor......Lynn

 

 

 

 

Brief Guide to American Newspapers

*1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. *

*2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the

country. *

*3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run

the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. *

*4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the

country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do,

however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. *

*5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running

the country - if they could find the time - and if they didn't have

to leave Southern California to do it. *

*6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the

country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much. *

*7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure

who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can

get a seat on the train. *

*8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running

the country as long as they do something really scandalous,

preferably while intoxicated. *

*9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another

country but need the baseball scores. *

*10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure

there is a country... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they

oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if

the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also

happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy,

provided of course, that they are not Republicans. *

*11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the

grocery store. *