Warning to women

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Some of you may have already been warned of this......

 

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their

kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

 

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I

went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that

quick.. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs

were these and what happened to mine?

 

I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.

 

Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in

jeans. And then the thieves struck again..

 

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains

to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.

 

But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my

original, and was at least three sizes bigger! I realized I'd have to

give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

 

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.

 

One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh

of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This

was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a

time.

 

What could they do to me next?

 

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a

turkey's neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up

and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL

replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone

you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

 

THIS IS NOT A HOAX This is happening to women everywhere every night.

 

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

 

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in

bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to

see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep

them hidden in my waistband.

 

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.

 

P.P.S. - These same thieves came into my closet and shrank my

clothes!

 

Just thought you should know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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