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I got a big kick out of these...thought maybe you all might too! :-)

 

Have a great day!

 

Kelly Beers

 

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> The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to

> take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or

> changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

>

> Here are the 2003 winners:

>

> 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until

> you realize it was your money to start with.

>

> 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

>

> 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops

> bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows

> little sign of breaking down in the near future.

>

> 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of

> getting laid.

>

> 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the

> subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

>

> 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

>

> 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the

> person who doesn't get it.

>

> 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

>

> 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

>

> 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

>

> 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these

> really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's

> like a serious bummer.

>

> 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day

> consuming only things that are good for you.

>

> 13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

>

> 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when

> they come at you rapidly.

>

> 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after

> you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

>

> 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your

> bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

>

> 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in

> the fruit you're eating.

>

> And the pick of the literature:

>

> 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.

>

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