Guest guest Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 I got a big kick out of these...thought maybe you all might too! :-) Have a great day! Kelly Beers - > The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to > take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or > changing one letter, and supply a new definition. > > Here are the 2003 winners: > > 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until > you realize it was your money to start with. > > 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. > > 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops > bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows > little sign of breaking down in the near future. > > 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of > getting laid. > > 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the > subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. > > 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. > > 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the > person who doesn't get it. > > 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. > > 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. > > 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) > > 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's > like a serious bummer. > > 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day > consuming only things that are good for you. > > 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. > > 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when > they come at you rapidly. > > 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after > you've accidentally walked through a spider web. > > 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your > bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. > > 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in > the fruit you're eating. > > And the pick of the literature: > > 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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