ROFLMAO! 13 things PMS stands for

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I stole this off another list today...

 

 

Message13 Things PMS Stands For:

 

1. Pass My Shotgun

 

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

 

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

 

4. Puffy Mid-Section

 

5. People Make me Sick

 

6. Provide Me with Sweets

 

7. Pardon My Sobbing

 

8. Pimples May Surface

 

9. Pass My Sweatpants

 

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

 

11. Plainly, Men Suck

 

12. Pack My Stuff

 

And my favorite one...

 

13. Potential Murder Suspect

 

THE HORMONE WARNING:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man

has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands.  This is

a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet

of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

 

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

 

  Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a

good laugh. Or men who need a warning.

  And remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate sings

 

 

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

http://www.woobeyworld.com

 

 

 

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In a message dated 3/31/2004 3:55:20 PM Eastern Standard Time,

WoobeyQueen writes:

Message13 Things PMS Stands For:

You forgot the main one Penis Must Suffer lol