Guest guest Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 It was the end of the year, and the kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, " I bet I know what it is. Some flowers. " " That's right, " said the boy. " How did you know what it was? " " Oh, just a wild guess, " said she. The next pupil was a candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, " I bet I can guess what it is. A box of candy. " " That's right, said the girl. " How did you know what it was? " " Oh, just a wild guess, " said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of a liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, shook it and then noticed it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage and placed it on her tongue. " Is it wine? " she asked. " No " , the boy replied .. with a great deal of excitement. " Is it champagne? " she asked. " No, " replied the boy .. with even more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, " I give up. What is it? " With great glee, the boy replied, " It's a puppy! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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