OT: More Happy Saint Patrick's Day

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Good Joke... Do you mind if I send this one on to some of my relitves?

 

Kaldea

 

Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote:

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting and drinking in a

bar in Sydney, Australia. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent,

and the food exceptional.

 

" But, " said the Scotsman, " I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in

Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there

goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he

will buy the 5th drink for you. "

 

" Well, " said the Englishman, " At my local, the Red Lion, the barman

there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2. "

 

" Ahhh that's nothing lads' " said the Irishman. " Back home in Dublin

there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll

buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've

had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid.

And its all on the house. "

 

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's

claims. He swears every word is true.

 

" Well, " said the Englishman, " Did this actually happen to you? "

 

" Well .. not to myself, not personally, no. " said the Irishman.

 

" But it did happen to my sister. "

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting and drinking in a

bar in Sydney, Australia. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent,

and the food exceptional.

 

" But, " said the Scotsman, " I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in

Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there

goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he

will buy the 5th drink for you. "

 

" Well, " said the Englishman, " At my local, the Red Lion, the barman

there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2. "

 

" Ahhh that's nothing lads' " said the Irishman. " Back home in Dublin

there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll

buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've

had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid.

And its all on the house. "

 

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's

claims. He swears every word is true.

 

" Well, " said the Englishman, " Did this actually happen to you? "

 

" Well .. not to myself, not personally, no. " said the Irishman.

 

" But it did happen to my sister. "