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Hello, from Crusty......Have fun with this one. It's sure to make you laugh.

MAKE A HAPPY MEMORY EVERY DAY:

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PLEASE REPLY - THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is fun - let me know your new name!!

 

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto

everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when

you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the

day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

 

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to

friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the

person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all

adult! The following in an excerpt from a children's book, " Captain

Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants " by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

 

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

 

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gadget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

 

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your

new last name:

 

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

 

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your

new last name:

 

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath!

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is

Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the

subject. And remember that children

laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average

of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

 

 

 

My new name is:

 

Zippy Giggletushie!

 

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