re: Classes for Men!

[Guest guest]

i'm siging the whole kit and caboodle up for this one!!!

deb c

 

CLASSES FOR MEN

 

AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

 

SIGN UP BY MARCH 25TH.

 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,EACH

COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.

 

Topic 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. -- Step by Step, with Slide

Presentation.

 

Topic 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? -- Round Table

Discussion.

 

Topic 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the

Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls/Nearby Bathtub? -- Group Practice.

 

Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the

Floor. -- Pictures/Explanatory Graphics.

 

Topic 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen

Sink? -- Examples on Video

 

Topic 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.

-- Help Line Support and Support Groups

 

Topic 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with Looking in the

Right Places Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While screaming.

-- Open Forum.

 

Topic 8: Health Watch - Bringing her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your

Health. -- Graphics and Audio Tapes.

 

Topic 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. -- Real Life Testimonials.

 

Topic 10: Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While she Parallel

Parks? -- Driving Simulations

 

Topic 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and Role-Playing.

 

Topic 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. -- Relaxation

Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

 

Topic 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,

Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to

be Late. -- Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

 

Topic 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used. -- Live

demonstration.

 

** Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the

survivors.**