Guest guest Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Getting Old OLD " IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love, " and you answer, " Honey, I can't do both! " " OLD " IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. " OLD " IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. " OLD " IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. " OLD " IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. " OLD " IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. " OLD " IS WHEN..... " Getting a little action " means I don't need to take any fiber today. " OLD " IS WHEN..... " Getting lucky " means you find your car in the parking lot. I LOVE THIS....... " OLD " IS WHEN..... An " all nighter " means not getting up to pee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.sweetprairiesoap.com jans is the e-mail for paypal www.sweetprairiesoap.com jans is the e-mail for paypal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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